Offshore Asylum for Refugees?

SEND ME! SEND ME!
09/07/10.

Yo! I'll go to Timor Leste, as a Refugee!

The President and PM there would have a ball with my sense of political humour, and with my REALPolitik perspective!

But before I go, there is some strange lack of logic in all of the mainstream politicians' approach to “boaties”, the slender 3% of asylum seekers to here?

Oh! That's it! We just haven't got enough LAND to plant and store them on!

And there just aren't enough people here to help habilitate them all, all 3% of the poor suffering folk from the lowest classes of Afghanistan and Sri Lanka!

Well, we could dump all our refuse into the oceans, thus building MORE LAND to house them on?

But oh what a shame that the foreign controlled mainstream political parties can't release a little bit of ABORIGINAL LAND to help give the Refs' a new start in life?

I reckon the Gillard and the Abbott have orders from the IMF in Zurich and Berlinenenen, to keep the ABORIGINE Land safe for THEM, for when the northern world of Britain and Eurapenenen collapses into the North Sea, because they sucked all the oil out from under it.

And what a shame that whole Communities of our Noble and Wise Aborigine are quite open-minded about bringing the offshore Ref's into their world, and to teach the immigrants, or potential immigrants, about their Ways, before they transit off-to the cities of sin?

And what a shame that several remote rural coastal towns along the Western Australian coast have spoken up about doing the same thing?

Nah!

SEND 'EM OFFSHORE! So we'll have to pay other nations to do what we can quite adequately do ourselves!

Just like the ol' IMF policies of draining all our manufacturing industries offshore to 3rd world China, so China can buy our precious resources for a pittance, process them with machinery they might well have bought from our shut-down factories, then sell the cheap as fly-poop products back to us at hugely inflated prices!

Dramatically reduced quality though! WHAT ARE YA COMPLAINING ABOUT????

Come onnnn? Ms Gillard?

Whose running your policy-mouth?

Are we in the age, or stage, of talking-up the least practical, least logical least intelligent ideas to satisfy the demons of the IMF?

Are you out to bring your government's Collective Intelligence Quotient down to not so much humiliate the Liberal and Nationals parties?

Somethin's amissin' 'ere?

Leaving a suitably-sized gap in common sense policies for the Upsurging Greens to romp it in when they fling a few Intelligent policy ideas off, after the election, when they hold the balance of power?

For some ssssstraaange reason, methinks it's all about LAND.

O' course, we all get the sticky problem of, once they get their feet onto the big Aussie plate, it's a right rural battle to ship them OFF again?

But hey! How many Eurapeans have been deported back to the moral-hollow since the last election?

And those irascible Irish illegal over-stayers???

Hmmmm? Welsh?

And of course never a Scot since Hadrian has snuck through customs only to disappear into the blue highland hinterland, Ock Ieee!!??

Come arn!

There's no sense in letting them in, after damaging internment, and letting them loose with only their lust for the spoils of whitemans' capital rape of their and every other culture?

They want LAND, Duckee!

So do all of 'em, whether by boat or plane or UFO!

But why give it to them, on an economic model which passed it's practical use-by date near as soon as it became popular?

This is a new age, ain't it?

So why follow the offshore leaders up the Alps of Switzerlandenenen, over the hill and into the bottomless pit of economic, environmental and cultural destruction?

Nah! Let 'em in, then lock 'em up with a Mob o' Aborigines for a few years!

That'll Teach 'em!

And I'm talkin' about the RICH ones who FLY in too!

We'd soon find out if they were “Genuine” or not, or whether they were just after a better chunk of dirt-with-a-view with a Macca's and a New York style nightclub down the road!

I reckon, that those who struggle here by leaky boats, are far more Genuine than the majority who pan it in by plane, and would make far better Australians, with a far more Genuine want to give to their new homeland, and to learn the Wisdoms and Ways of the Wisest of all - Our Aborigines!

I guess it's just coincidence that the mainstream Aussie media, the OFFSHORE Murdoch-type white-supremacist media moguls, make SENSATIONS of a few desperate non-white blighters in a wonky old fishing boat who paddle hard to get here, while they - Murdoch and white supremacist - RACISTS - make no mention of the 95-plus percent of asylum seekers who luft it in from some less SENSATIONAL nation?

What percentage of them are WHITE, Tony Abbott?

Surely, our shiny offshore-born PM Gillard, isn't a racist?

Hmmmm?

Corr?! It must be hard thinking wiff all those spinning doctors around ya? Not to mention those advertising cumpa knees???

OUR SOILS OUR OWN!

Nationalise the Land, then whoever comes will be on an equal footing, as long as they PAY THE RENT.

(Still reckon one P. Garrett should shift over to the Greens.)

(O' course, in the perfect world, with a Greens/Labor coalition, the Greener of the Laborite MPs should be able to meld, with the Greens party, as they choose, without the ILO fitting them up for a fall. But it definitely AIN'T a perfect world, is it?)

Countryman bin Eartha
Outside, for lack of Justice in my own country!