This Crazy Dude.

"This Crazy Dude!"
Rap Lyrics.
by Max Earth.
© March 2008.

Erybody's talkin' 'bout this Crazy Dude,
Lives in th' Forests.
Say he got a bad attitude?
Fightin' for th' Forests & th' Fishes & th' Deserts.
He fightin' EV'RYONE 'cause he thinks they're fuckin' peasants.

This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

Jews, Micks & Pagans on his case - 'Cause he's "a Powerful Man...",
Wanna put 'im on a pedestal (a cross!).
He say "THEY JUS' DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

He shout: "EV'RYONE'S THEIR OWN HIGH PRIEST IN THE MAGICAL REALM!
Try to centralize God, with an iron rod,
Soon enough Satan captains the Helm!"

Says this CRAZY Dude.
This crazy Dude.

He scream: "STOP! OBSERVE? where devils - comin' from....
You'll see he grows with your selfish attachment to th' ground!"

He say: "Satan same colour as your Earth Chakra!
If y' pin-y'-faith to real estate -
Yo make a landmine-of-YO- MUTHA...."

"O' course, right time-&-location,
you'll make a-squillion-or-two!
But th' Gate is wide - your kind of soul Falls through...."

Says this crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

He fightin' alien invaders from UK & Eurape!
Ones rapin' th' Mutha,
From Alaska-to-th'-Cape.

The ones bullying the Polity from Boston-to-Beijing.
Think the world's THEIR Oyster.
He say "They betta think again!"

This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

Some say "...he's from Heaven!"?
Some say "...from th' STARS...!"
Some say "He a Warrior,
'Cause he identify with Mars!"

This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

Used to fly through th' night,
Lightin' fires in th' city.
Astral Arrows at "establishment"
absent-of-Integrity.

Body-free flew,
'cross Galaxy to
Alpha Centauri,
Somethin' 'e dismissed,
But they say 'e was "Kissed-by-Bliss!" -
before th' Mission... closed his Eye.

This crazy, crazy Dude.
This Crazy Dude.
This Crazy Dude.
This Crazy Dude.

Hundred 44 Moons down th' track,
He buried deep in th' valley & can't claw his way back.
But his voice stays Strong & Righteous in Hellish Resound,
LOUD in EV'RYONE'S head,
HARD TRUTHS, Can't turn HIS volume down!

This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

When 'e's angry...! EV'RY-one hears what 'e's said!
Deep from th' Forest sCREAMS,
"IF WE DONT CHANGE??? WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!"

This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

20 years ago & more,
He wuz forced to study law,
'Cause then 'e got around on a - motorbike.
Pigs & peasants in their cages,
a carnage of no-brainerzz,
Drove as if Bikers!, had no Rights?!
Taught 'im somethin'...,
was lackin'...,
a little-bit-o'-Light?

So 'e asked..., some qvestionssz...?!
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

He went to night schoo',
Studied hist'ry & litrature too,
And got a B+ in "law"!
In th' day rode round th' streets,
makin' over 1000 bucks-a-week,
Then got STONed..., after work, and Philosophized 'bout ending -
th' never-ending war.

Scientifically sieving, here-&-there,
how Best to help th' Poor.

This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

But all fun has to end,
'Specially when yer tricked to trust yer friends,
And find too late they're in fact a whole lot worse!
Like a mankillin' motha,
under catholic convent cover,
Y' "friends", y' boss & family turn out
to be utter SCUM of th' MULTIVERSE!?!

So says this crazy Dude,
this crazy Dude.
This Crazy Dude.

Finds out at 52,
He's the lamb they'se puttin' through -
the christian mincer!
The Vatican banker
said "Pope we need a wanker!
We gotto build a patsy World Convincer!"

Suffer..,
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

Suffer..,
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.
This crazy Dude.

Well he ain't dead yet,
And thinks 'e orta see a vet,
'Cause 'e's turned into a feral animal.
Defying dogma psychosis,
Mummified philosophical ig-Gnosis,
false Prophesy -
From th' 4th century,
Trickin' People with an Osiri-Jewish witch's-cabal.

Pressin'-down on...,
This Crazy Dude. This Crazy Dude. This Crazy Dude. This Crazy Dude.