Now it's Green-washed bovine fertilizer at the ABC!

Now it's Green-washed bovine fertilizer at the ABC!

April 28 2009.


At the Australian Babylon Corporation- the ABC - or "Aunty Methane", all staff have agreed to raise their salaries to those of Geraldine Doogue, Ramona Covalle & doyan of Babylmedia Phillip Adams, who are on fixed annual salaries of 30 "Pofs", the new currency for Australian corporate & drug cartel employees, from Canberra to cops to council workers.

1 "Pofs" is worth 1 metric tonne of silver, as paid to Christenden's betrayers, Peter, Paul, mother Ramary, Matthew, Mark, Philluke & Gerry.

The board at the ABC have begun writing & collating an history of the key figures in the corporation, calling the publication "The New (BIODEGRADABLE!)Rinso Testament", with scriptural verses by leading disciples of Ranald McBabylspeak & Issuah O'Dodgem , prophets of the ancient Whitehall-nee Wiemar von Edinburgh civilization, recently unearthed beneath the decaying tombs of Wetminister Shabbey, the London Temple of the Oxbridge Druids of the Diamondaerial Delusions of E. Bulwer-Lytton & Cecil Rhodes.

For any employees who don't accept the deal, they are being offered a Holden ute & 3 tarpaulins to live in for life, a government pension of AUS$280/week, & 1 free latte/week in the staff canteen.

Adams offered to throw-in a Koala stamp, but the board deforested the idea, saying that less attention given to the REAL state of Australia's devastated native fauna drew less attention to the facts of how disastrous our British-&-Eurapean invasion has been, since Jan 26th, 1808.

"A rum day, indeed!" groaned Bill Bligh, from under the bed.

A bust of Australia's most famous reptile, the Goanna, known otherwise as Kerry Packer (deceased), bearing an eerie resemblance to Star Wars' "Jabba-the-Hutt", has been installed in all ABC management offices & foyers.

It is hoped these will remind management to avoid ANY factual evidence-based material about illegal drugs & its British government-run global drug & land monopoly networks.

Under direct censorship control from the BBC (Babylon Broadcasting Centre) in London, the Vatican in Rome, head Swiss bankers of Zurich & Neo-Nazi Zionists in Tel Aviv, collectively known as the Illuminadi, the new green-washed Aunty Methane will up it's coverage of wars planned by Zionazi Whitehall, the ancient bastion of The Delusional Order of Tall Shadows, in co-operation with all 1st world NGOs, increase it's proferrings of 'eggs-pert' opinions on IMF-fabricated & managed crises, disasters & wars, in order to maintain the deep, NSW Police-fostered & sponsored stupor introduced into the population of New South Wales by Whitehall agent "Rum Corps'" John MacArthur in 1808.

In a leaked statement from Zionazi Whitehall, it's said that they expect the planet, not just Australia, will be ecologically dead in a matter of years.

The human population will be near-totally extinct in no time, with the elite of the suckers expected to last 2 generations at most, on the earth, water, fire & air we stole, over-consumed & horded from the rest of humanity.

Aunty Methane's Edinburgh 'plant', CEO (Chief Exaggeration Officer) Mark Scott, divulged under a new method of NOT-torture, "psychic water-boarding", ("while you sleep!") that the global elite, in collusion with aliens from Orion, and the ghost of the world's earliest & most successful subversive, Adam Kadman of the Golden Calf Tribe, will maintain the holy veil of delusion over the species until the expected fall, in around 2-&-a-half years from April 2009.

Aunty Methane's host of "Saturday Extra Latte with Prozac", Geraldine Doogoodie, is rumored to be on the "long-legs short list" for a bed on NASAs secret mission space shuttle called the "USS ESCAPE", due to depart Earth for an Orion-built base on the dark side of the moon in late October 2011CE.

As for the rest of us, Doogoodie scoffed, "Well they should have been born Jewish or into it's Catholic branch coven, shouldn't they!? And I ask you to remember, the whole of Judeo-Catholicism has ALWAYS been about sacrifice!

YOURS! Of course!

In order to maintain the Grand Yehovano-Roman Delusion, we sacrifice the truth on the hour, 24/7, & in every minute between!

That THEY can't see through our shroud is THEIR problem!"

As Doogoodie storked-out of the interview studio, she was heard to murmur, "they're all either SHORT or UGLY anyway!? Blast them!"

And so, on the 21st of December 2012, as USS ESCAPE, with 144 crew & passengers aboard, glided into Mar's gravitational field, planet Earth, ancient Mother to the universe's finest & most depraved, turned off the protective electro-magnetic force field & thus all lights & life for the last time.

Another delusion wiped out, the 144 on-board Escape were left with only the truth - they are all utter utter utter ignorant, selfish bastards...

Meanwhile, 4 light years away on Planet Oma, snuggled nicely in the Alpha Centaurii constellation, The Great Lord of the Victorious Peoples, the GREATEST in fact, laid back, breathed his deepest sigh of relief for over 5,000 earth years, & smiling, said to his pet woman "Thank fuck for that! Most fanatical fools the Galaxy's seen since this part of the Universe was dreamt-up! Just havta wait for the escapees to psychicly implode the last of the scum.

With just the truth to chew-on, they're hunger for bovine fert should consume the lot of 'em real quick...."

And.., as-if from the farthest reaches of the Multiverse, came 1st a basal, lo & slow vibration, which grew to a RESOUNDING "AMEN!"


Yours,

Omaxa bin Eartha.
Outlaw for Global Land, Tax, Cult & Drug Law Reform.
Reforests of Godolonia,
Uluruba,
Eartha.

NB: Apologies for gaffs & slack formatting. Scribed in catholojude exile on a mobile phone, in a Holden ute.