Federal ALP One Term Government IMF Plan for John Howard Resurrection?

Federal ALP One Term Government IMF Plan for John Howard Resurrection?
by Omaxa bin Eartha
20/02/10.

A wild, speculative guess, yes, but we must ask how an intellectual (sorry Tony) “dolt” like Tony Abbott and his flailing Liberals can be winning popularity against a clearly more Intelligent Australian Labor Party federal Cabinet?

The 2010 election campaign seems not to have begun in earnest yet, even with the laboured (?) attack on the relatively innocent Peter Garrett, by the speech-impeded Mr Abbott.

Accusations and extraordinary demands for Garrett's dumping aside, neither main party are going near election issues.

If life were not so farcical, it would be funny that we've heard NOTHING about Treasury Head, Ken Henry's Tax Review, and his astute conclusion that the BEST option for our immoral taxation system is a National Land Tax?

Going by the 2 media I listen-to/watch, Sky news on Foxtel(-yanothin'!) and ABC Radio, all our political concerns and issues are non-existent, while Tiger Woods, the sex-hungry billionaire golfer, wins first out-of-the-news-gate place on-the-hour, because he releases an extraordinarily stage-managed public apology for putting his groin-balls before his golfballs?

If he wins second place, it's only because some 17 year old has drowned while swimming in a flooded drain!

As the cynic screamed “WHAAAH!?!?!$%^&*”

Unclearly, no matter what our blimbo, yet more-than-average intelligence PM Rudd and Ministers say, the polls lean more toward the opposition?

States-wise, the ALP seems to be falling off the radar of popularity, and, with the ongoing contradictions of a Catholic-Democracy – our most heinous oxymoron, exposure-on-exposure chips away at their only ten years ago assumed ascent.

After the rush back to the so-called “left” of politrix, in the USA and here in 2007, which felt very much like a sanctioned IMF and Club of Roman Illuminati shift into the 21st century, away AT LAST (we cheered!) from their 17th century “old kings” modelling, some weird thing called the “Tea Party” right-wing is winning media attention and, President Obama, the Best thing since the “fire of London” and the “bubonic plague”, is beset with every hurdle and hill to climb, seemingly insurmountable?

As said, the “bored-with-economics” Abbott, even with a fumbling and clearly ill-equipped “Shadow Finance spokesman” Joyce, climbs the ladder from the cellar of political shame and exile, after the tyrannical Howard, and let's not forget “blow-up-the-ref-boats and what-are-Aborigines” Ruddock, and “things-that-batter” Downer and “overpopulate-the-planet” Cost-a-lotto, et al et al?

If the Australian voters really ARE voting each election, according to their investigated interpretations of our political condition, and, with the so-called “left” of politrix murmuring about political reforms which would give the majority of us, for the first time, an equal bat at scoring a chunk of land for our nest and for the kids, yet are telling the polsters that the far-shist right, ex-Howard's coven of demons, are on the rise, then, as a British global survey concluded just last month, we ARE the most sinful nation on Earth.

That-is, if “sin” can be another way of saying how fucking STUPID we are?

Which may be another way of saying how “mentally ill” we are.

“Ill” being the root of all our stupidities perhaps, when we contemplate that “ill”, according to Annandale's Dictionary, is a 'contraction of' “evil”!?

If our traitorous news media, including the, THEIR ABC, the one's who lick the tossles of Rome, as small as they are, Intellectually and in other areas, are incapable of giving the listening/watching public a better class of reportaaaarrrrge, then perhaps THEY should be hung by the necks until dead, instead of the evil mainstream catholic church clergy, and instead of the polls-and-publicity-addicted politicians of Canberra, Sydney, Adelaide, Crawford Texas, etc?

The scene which is seen to be setting itself here, at least in Sydney's north shore, and the high-end bars and press-clubs of Canberra, is where the Libs, probably failing at the 2010 federal election, will take the steam out of the Catholic “we-fabricated-Jesuss” Labor shindig, with the return of the messiah, in the hallowed form of his Baptist lowness, the wicked witch-priest, Johnette Howard.

With the extent of “behind-the-scenes” filth which has fertilised Australia's political dirt for over 202 years, we should not be surprised if they manage to convince us that they have as well..., resurrected Kerry the Goanna Packer, replete with revitalised heroin-importing shipping-and-fishing industries!

Or is it “ecstasy” in this magic age, James?

And am I talking to James PACKER, or James MURDOCH???

Of course, it goes without saying that I should be talking to the newly posited British High Commissioner, Ms Amy whatsit, on the matters of illegal drugs importation, say-what, Ma'ame?

With over 25% of Britain's export income pouring in from IMF whisky, illegal, deadly and most enlightening herbs called Marijuana, Cannabis, Ganga, Weed, and/or Pot, will never be made the profitable and taxable product they/it should be!

And, for the same evil reasons, hemp will never be grown and processed to eliminate filthy fossil-oils and by products, known as plastics.

Then..., we dare to go-to the issue of hyper-expensive products like our telecommunications accessories – cell phones, computers, televisions and the rest.

Yet our tough-talking government authorities who monitor corporate corruption tell us they cannot find cartel behaviour in – petrol retailing – telcos – supermarkets – or water boards?

Anyone for water-boarding, Dick?

Oh! Telstra's CEO has volunteered! FROM SWITZERLANDEN?

Give me a break Australia!

That's almost it, from Omaxa bin News-Chop at
OpenSourceGovernmentPolicy.om

Happy Election Year, Astrayliar!

Talking of liars:

Did Sister Mary MacKillop know anything about the genocide of Gunai Aborigine in the Victorian Alps in the 1890s, actively condoned by the Catholic Scots, to help fabricate a false CATHOLIC messiah from “fresh blood”?

What has her modern-day Twitter-Sister to say about THAT!?!?!?

One went to sleep this week, deluding meself that the IMF was selling 200 tons of gold to repay the Gunai for the ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR TONS OF GOLD they stole from Walhalla in the 1890s. Little wonder St Joeys Convent of Colliingwood acquired some choice cuts of Victoria's real estate!

Hohoho!

Not to mention the descendants of the slaughtering Scots who now are firmly ensconced on ABORIGINE LAND, and who are doing everything to subvert Political-THAT-IS-ECONOMIC PROGRESS in Australia.

One could almost be fooled to think that the IMF was growing a conscience in that sell-off, but let's sit back and watch the gold price and the lesser currencies plummet in the near...,

And be sure the IMF's futures-traders have pre-posited their shares in the stronger fall-back currencies in anticipation of the repercussions from their little metals manoeuvre.....

I expect this will NOT be a good year for Australia, politically-speaking?

But maybe US President Barack Obama's visit will stir our Republican urges?

I bet he's not coming to offer me political sanctuary (the new word for “asylum”!) back in the US of A?

Aye?

Nevertheless..., “WELCOME MISTER PRESIDENT!”

Any spare seats on Airforce One?

(Gotto ask!)