Cruising the ABC online news website, I stumbled on the ABC investigation page, which asks if the reader has any secrets they and the public should know about.
We-ell, I couldn't help meself, so I flung this at 'em!
Exiled King hiding in Australian bush.
He's born to the families descended from the Tudor Kings of England and Wales (Maredudd) on one side, and to the Sutherlands of Scotland on the other.
Both family "shields" make-up 3-of-4 quadrants of the British Coat of Arms.
Also, his actual genetic father (he was conceived from an extramarital affair) is Irish, so the King is heir to the Irish throne also.
But he is exiled because he will not be party to this conspiracy!
He's lived on the run for 15 years around the bush, forests and deserts of Australia.
He says "I'm a Democrat, NOT a theocrat!"
BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Fetch!!!!