140125 Green Auto Has Got To Get The GO - JUST DEFIANCE
Waking up in a nutha place, having my hut-on-ute further invaded by mindless trolls, from the night before, from a phone call I made the day before, about renting somewhere to be more useful, more pissed-off with dumbshit humans, attested-to by “The Law Report” on ABC radio, about 'repressed' and fabricated memory, in court cases, and the general and appalling fallibility of the human psyche, especially in/of whiteguys, I think this -
FUCK YOU, ASTRAYLIAR!!!
Then, firing ol' lappie up, opening my JPEG folder to give me a lift, ol' Henry Ford's 1930s HEMP motorcar, run on HEMP ethanol fuel, panels of Hemp several times stronger than steel, cheers me up and gives me a flick of essentially futile inspiration.
Mind leaps the Pacific Ocean to California, bombs Hell's Angels HQ in Oaklands, then flies around the auto maker, of “Tesla” motors.
|THIS is 21C Auto! http://www.teslamotors.com|
So here's my throw across the big blue.
Tesla! All Strength to You, for going as Green as you can.
So are you going all the way and employing Hemp in panels?
If not, WHY NOT?
Being the funny dude I am, I haven't gone online to check the answers to these questions. I leave the answers to the Tesla executive.
But, staying onshore, in Astrayliar, seeing our own pseudo-auto industry in rapid decline, Progressive and semi-progressive intellects would go to something like the following thoughts'....;
Put the question, “Why can our own idiot mass-production mass-consumption FUCK EVERYTHING auto makers, not consider giving soon to be and already unemployed steel and auto workers employment and new 'careers' in the Hemp-growing, refining and industrial products fields?”
Don't bother answering.
We know why.
They, like our mongrel and mutant mobs of landocratic political upper-classholes here and over THERE in the lands of the 'Lords of Sick', are so far up themselves that they can only think turds, called 'PROFIT FIRST!' etc. A mentality so bad that thoughts about healthy practices are antithetical to their general opulence-first lifestyles.
Their general 'philosophy' [NOT!] is something like, “Why should we promote healthy lifestyles and cultural practices? All that does is put all our lazy-arsed upper class 'professional' buddies, the doctors, surgeons, and think of all the hospital staff, and entrenched mindless executives and industries in other filthy and 19th century arenas - out having to THINK, and look for HONEST work! They're not interested in that! We need masses of sick people with even sicker ideas to keep the doctors and psychologists and therapists and psychiatrists employed!
So we are all better off having polluting, unsustainable industries than healthy ways to keep us alive for longer than a gym workout?
I kind of think the Tesla and some, some, other auto executives don't think that way?
Hemp polycarbonates [and Hemp-ethanol fuel], on top of the huge and progressive, 'enlightened'-even, concepts and ideas the likes of the not-quite biblical minds of the west coast USA have thus far come up with and are making autos with, could well be employed here in the land of the astray liars, to revolutionize and modernize and even save the Australia pseudo-auto industry.
But there might be a small problem getting ex-steel and auto workers doing something Natural and Healthy, by starting a new industry of the manufacture of Hemp panels and industrial products?
So, returning to my default position of first thing this and every mourning,
FUCK YOU ASTRAYLIAR!!!
But, to ease the cyber karma, I throw a few of my own adaptations of Green Autos, up just for a laugh.
IF, I was allowed to lease a shed, at least one of these [hohohoho] would be planned and built!
[And, apologies to the Clear and Refined minds employed at Tesla, for my filthy language!]
And one for the floaties
And last and probably least, I think I 'dreamed' this one when I was still a stoner around Numbums ER Nimbin, Stoner-Central, Northern NSW. No surprises there, aye?
But ya' can't say it isn't stinking with 'Green' concepts!
Variations, perhaps more feasible, and probably already made in more than a few places on the Greener patches of Eartha, would be as well if not better powered by large hounds.
Decades ago, I was riding a wheelchair for about 18 months, and was owned by "Bob" the German Shepard-cross-Golden Retriever Hound Dog, [pedigrees on both sides, thang-YOU!], a 'low-cut' [short legged] version, with huge front leg and shoulder muscles.
So, I tried him as a 'tow hound', at a country fair once. He dug it, and powered me up steep hills no sweat.
So as far as 'Green' mobility goes, since then it's had me ask why the concept isn't made popular, mainly of course, for invalids and disabled folkses.
A mini-'horse-drawn carriage' if you like. But, as this freakmobile has it, why not whack the hounds in the back, on tredmills???
Jack Nasser? Could get Ford out of trouble, and save all those poor dowggies being put down at the dog pound! HohohoWOOF!
But here's another of my contributions to a Greener Highway -
[Wha?? Sounds like whaaa???]
Brayakooloong Gunai Indigenous Outlaw
All Praise the Immortals!
All Praise the Warriors who have fallen
Fighting for a Just World!
from the Travelling 4x4 Tent of
General Blue Meanee
General War Pig
Bleck - Green - Red
Wisdom - Intelligence - Honor